In a shocking yet somehow predictable turn of events, Idaho has officially pulled out of the Greater Idaho Movement, citing grave concerns over what officials have dubbed “the Devil’s Garden of Unholy Plants” festering just across the state line in Oregon. “We had a vision,” explained Idaho’s spokesperson, Karl ‘Pure-as-the-Driven-Snow’ Johnson. “We dreamed of a larger, holier Idaho where good, clean-living folks could raise families free of sin, vice, and moral corruption. But then we...