It’s been a long time coming. After years of jokes about endless protests, artisanal chaos, and bridges that seem to exist just to get spray-painted, Portland has finally fulfilled every wild exaggeration by spontaneously detonating into a massive fireball. The city is now a smoking crater that geologists say could technically qualify as Oregon’s newest lake. The War Zone What began as scattered skirmishes between street musicians and impatient commuters has escalated into what Pentagon...