Officials Urge Rioters to Stretch Before Peacefully Yeeting Bricks for Injury Prevention
PORTLAND, OR — In anticipation of this weekend’s peaceful protest that definitely won’t involve any windows mysteriously shattering themselves, city health officials have released a helpful reminder to all would-be demonstrators: “Don’t forget to stretch before yeeting.” “Too many young activists are pulling muscles mid-toss,” said Dr. Skylar Moonstone, the city’s new Wellness Equity Coordinator. “We’re seeing a spike in rotator cuff injuries and sprained ankles—most of which could be avoided...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
You’re Going to Fall in Love With The Crepes at This Cozy Oregon Bistro
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Lincoln City Woman Fakes Pelican Pub Burglary: How Not to Move to Maui
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This Elegant Bend Wine Bar Has a Rentable Speakeasy in The Basement
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FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
New York Times Features 3 Oregon Restaurants Among US Best
In a testament to Oregon's burgeoning culinary scene, three distinct eateries from the state have been christened by the New York Times as some of the most compelling dining destinations in the U.S....
Stopping At This Small Town Sandwich Shop Is A Must For Every Oregon Roadtripper
Have you heard the saying that a sandwich always tastes better when made by someone else?Well, we couldn’t agree more, so when the craving for the perfect sandwich strikes, head on over to...
Stopping At This Small Town Sandwich Shop Is A Must For Every Oregon Roadtripper
Have you heard the saying that a sandwich always tastes better when made by someone else?Well, we couldn’t agree more, so when the craving for the perfect sandwich strikes, head on over to...
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