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Welcome to our Oregon News category, where we bring you the latest and most relevant news stories from the beautiful state of Oregon. From the stunning Pacific coastline to the rugged Cascade Mountains, Oregon is home to a wealth of natural beauty, diverse communities, and exciting cultural events.

In a Stunning Move, Mexico Follows USA’s Lead and Declares Spanish the Official Language

In a stunning turn of events, the Mexican government has officially declared Spanish as the country’s national language, following the bold example set by former U.S. President Donald Trump, who recently declared English the official language of the United States. The decision, which shocked...

Search Continues for Portland Man Last Seen Attempting to Merge Onto I-205

PORTLAND, OR — The search for 34-year-old Kevin Michaels, who was last seen attempting to merge onto I-205 during rush hour, continues as family and friends hold out hope for his safe return. Kevin left his Southeast Portland home last Tuesday morning, reportedly en route to his office in...

Portland Now Offers Authentic ‘TentBnB’ Experiences in the Heart of Downtown

Portland’s tourism board has announced an exciting new way for visitors to experience the city’s vibrant urban landscape: “TentBnB” – the ultimate authentic downtown lodging experience! For just $89 a night (or $10 if you book directly with Rick behind the 7-Eleven), tourists can immerse...

Epstein List Drops Today After However Many Years, And It’s Totally Not Altered At All

BREAKING: The long-awaited Epstein list is finally set to be released today, and officials insist—without a single wink or nervous glance—that it is completely unaltered, totally uncompromised, and in no way missing any names that might cause billionaires to break out in cold sweats. “This is the...

Hundreds Hospitalized After Sunlight Reflects Off Pasty White Oregonians Emerging from Winter

Hundreds of Oregonians were rushed to the hospital over the past couple of days after an unseasonably bright sun made the mistake of shining down upon the pasty, vitamin-D-deprived masses emerging from their winter hibernation. The incident, now being referred to as The Great Reflectopalypse, has...
An Oregon Man Assumed a Dead Child’s Identity For Over 30 Years

An Oregon Man Assumed a Dead Child’s Identity For Over 30 Years

A Gresham man who according to The Oregonian assumed the identity of a dead child over 30 years ago, has not only been working under the child's name, but even collected double in retirement benefits. Court records show the man who is 70 now, Robert Lizarraga, was...

Take A Fun Train Ride At This Popular Oregon Pumpkin Patch

Take A Fun Train Ride At This Popular Oregon Pumpkin Patch

As the air becomes cooler, the sun sets earlier and the leaves change to vibrant colors across Oregon, we are once again reminded fall time is here. While I personally love summer and warmer weather, I absolutely look forward to the autumn season. With so many pumpkin...

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