Report: Some People Are Dying
In what experts are calling “technically not new, but still sort of a bummer,” reports are surfacing that some people, in fact, are dying. The revelation has stunned absolutely no one, yet continues to be treated as breaking news by local relatives who “can’t believe it happened,” despite the fact that it happens literally all the time. “Yeah, turns out people are dying,” said Dr. Amanda Kepler, a medical researcher who admitted she’s been observing the trend for decades. “We’ve been running...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Find Red, Pink, and White Glass Floats This Valentine’s Day in Lincoln City
Lincoln City’s beloved Finders Keepers glass float tradition continues in 2025, offering a year-round treasure hunt along seven miles of stunning Oregon coastline. February promises exciting...
This Is The Dreamiest Little Bookstore For Romantasy Fans In Oregon
Romance, fantasy, coffee, and cozy vibes collide at Daffodil Romantasy Books in Eugene, Oregon. Dive into dreamy romantasy reads, sip delicious drinks, and shop unique gifts in this enchanting space.
This Oregon Deli Brings An Authentic NYC Flavor Bomb To Your Tastebuds
If you happen to be in Salem, Oregon, and find yourself craving a giant meatball sub or an authentic Gabagool, Cozzie's NY Deli may just be your ticket to a full belly. Since 2014, this family-owned...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
This New Restaurant in Oregon Has Locals Going Pho King Crazy for Their Pho
I don’t know anyone who doesn’t love a hot bowl of pho, especially in the long, cold, and wet Pacific Northwest winter. And now Eugenians can thank their lucky stars, cuz there’s a new Vietnamese...
This Family-Run Deli in Oregon Has Been Perfecting Sausages for Nearly a Century
Are you ready to savor a taste of tradition that has delighted Portland for nearly a century? Otto’s Sausage Kitchen, nestled in the heart of the Woodstock neighborhood, is more than just a deli;...
Bow Down to the “Godfather” of all Sandwiches at this Local Portland Sub Shop
An expertly-crafted sandwich made with freshly-baked bread, top-quality meats and cheeses, and all the ingredients perfectly portioned for the right balance of texture and flavor is a thing of...
Cougars on High Alert as Yet Another Human Wanders Into the Woods Without Common Sense
Cougars across Oregon are once again sounding the alarm as yet another human has wandered deep into the wilderness, completely unprepared and blissfully unaware of their surroundings. Local mountain lions, who have spent generations fine-tuning their survival...
Oregon Criminals Now Sentenced to ‘Naughty Time’ – No Recess Until They Learn Their Lesson
Oregon has once again led the way in groundbreaking criminal justice reform by introducing its newest and toughest sentencing policy yet: Naughty Time. Under this bold initiative, criminals will no longer be subjected to outdated punishments like jail time or parole....
“Go On Without Me,” Says Hiker Who Dramatically Sits on Rock, Three Minutes Into Hike
A MODERATELY DIFFICULT TRAIL, SOMEWHERE—What was supposed to be a refreshing morning hike quickly turned into a full-scale melodrama Saturday after local man Todd Reynolds, 44, dramatically collapsed onto a sunbaked rock just three minutes into the trail, breathlessly...
Get Ready, Foodies! Newport’s 2025 Seafood & Wine Festival Begins Today
Come and celebrate the biggest party on the Oregon Coast at the Newport Seafood & Wine Festival this winter! For 48 years, this iconic event has brought together locals and visitors alike to savor the best seafood and finest wines the region has to offer. Sample...
Oregon Claims 4 of the 5 Smokiest Cities in the Nation
As reported by OPB, over the past five years, wildfires have scorched more than 36 million acres of land across the United States. But the destruction extends far beyond the burn zones—wildfire smoke travels hundreds, sometimes thousands, of miles, impacting millions...
HORROR: Grocery Store Filled With Friendly People Instead of Divisive Political Shouting
Your City, USA — In a shocking turn of events that directly contradicts everything seen on television and social media, a local grocery store was reportedly filled with ordinary people shopping peacefully, with zero political arguments, ideological confrontations, or...
Man Downtown Portland Waving Machete Could Use a Hug
A man in downtown Portland, spotted waving a machete in the air and passionately arguing with a lamppost, appears to be in dire need of a hug, according to multiple witnesses who observed the situation with a mix of concern and understanding. "He wasn't really...
Scientists Confirm Oregon Is the Worst Place on Earth in February
A groundbreaking study from the University of Oregon has confirmed what longtime residents have long suspected: Oregon is officially the worst place on Earth to exist during the month of February. “It’s essentially like living inside a wet sock,” said Dr. Philip...
SAD-Stricken Oregonians Seen Photosynthesizing in Public at First Glimpse of Sun
PORTLAND, OR – As Oregon remains firmly locked in its annual five-month-long “Gray Gloom Death Spiral,” residents are reporting extreme cases of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), with some even exhibiting plant-like behaviors in desperate attempts to absorb any...
Corey Feldman’s Music in “Goonies 2” to Be Used as a Torture Device for the Bad Guys
In a bold and completely baffling creative decision, the producers of Goonies 2 have announced that the film’s soundtrack will be composed entirely of Corey Feldman’s music. But rather than being used to enhance the adventure and nostalgia of the long-awaited sequel,...