In a truly heartwarming display of performative activism, Americans everywhere have suddenly discovered the WNBA is still a thing—and are now passionately pretending they’ve supported it this whole time. The newfound enthusiasm comes not from interest in basketball fundamentals, impressive stat lines, or championship rivalries, but from a viral clip featuring Indiana Fever rookie Caitlin Clark getting hip-checked into next week by Chicago Sky’s Chennedy Carter. Social media immediately...