Experts Confirm Portland The Gayest City, Seattle Demands Recount
PORTLAND, OR — After years of speculation, arguments at Pride festivals, and bitter rainbow flag one-upmanship, a panel of travel magazine experts officially declared Portland the gayest city in America this week. Within hours, Seattle immediately demanded a recount, citing “suspiciously flamboyant voting patterns” and insisting the judges “obviously didn’t see our brunch scene.” Listen, we respect Portland’s commitment to rainbow crosswalks, drag brunches, and artisanal leather harnesses,”...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Sea Cherubs Washing Ashore in Unusual Numbers Along Oregon Beaches
Small, translucent creatures known as sea cherubs are making an appearance along Oregon's coastline, with sightings reportedly more frequent than usual in 2025, according to Seaside Aquarium. In a...
From Hollywood Props to Obscure VHS, This Portland Icon Is A Cinephile’s Dream
Walking into Movie Madness feels like stepping into another time, another world. The scent of old plastic cases mingles with the faint hum of a CRT television playing a classic movie in the corner....
Once A Shoe Grease Factory In The 1920s, This Oregon Warehouse Is Now A Foodie Paradise
Hip, down to earth vibes, amazing fresh food, and sustainable products aren’t exactly the type of thing you’d expect in an old shoe grease factory but that’s exactly what makes Mac Market in McMinnville so special.
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This Hidden Café In Remote Oregon Serves Unforgettable Comfort Food
The combination of mouthwatering comfort food, ice cream and pie, along with a rich local history, makes Austin House a standout spot to check out in eastern Oregon.
One of America’s Top 20 Beer Destinations is Right Here in Oregon
Pelican Brewing, a staple of the Oregon coast, has earned a spot among the nation's 20 "must-visit" breweries, according to a recently compiled list by YardBarker, a sports and entertainment news...
This Family-Owned Gem in Oregon Serves Irresistible East Coast-Style Italian Cuisine
Cozy and nostalgic, DeNicola’s is a throwback to the East coast Italian-American diners of decades past. It’s unpretentious, inviting, and exactly what you want when craving comfort food.
Cracker Company Unveils New, Even Flakier Saltines, Perfect for Couch Snacking
In a move no one saw coming—but somehow everyone expected—Nabisco has unveiled its newest twist on the classic saltine: a cracker so flaky it practically disintegrates at the mere thought of biting into it. Dubbed the "Ultra Flaky Saltine," these snacks are designed...
Man Angry at Crowds on “Secret” Waterfall Hike Forgets He’s Part of the Crowd
Somewhere Deep in the Wilderness — Self-proclaimed hiking purist Brent "NaturePurist87" Henderson, 34, was reportedly furious Sunday morning after discovering that a so-called “secret” waterfall hike he read about on a hiking blog was, in fact, no longer a secret....
Governor Kotek Consults Psychic Medium to Finally Get a Response from Trump
SALEM, OR — Frustrated by the complete lack of communication from the Trump administration regarding Oregon’s frozen federal funding, Governor Tina Kotek has taken an unconventional approach: hiring a psychic medium to establish contact with President Trump. "We've...
Local Man in Shock After Seeing California Driver Properly Use Blinker
EUGENE, OR — Local resident Kevin Dawson is reportedly still in a state of disbelief after witnessing what experts are calling a “statistical anomaly” on I-5: a California driver properly using a turn signal. “I almost drove off the road,” said Dawson, still visibly...
New Law Requires Drivers to Telepathically Predict Cyclists’ Next Move
Portland’s latest progressive traffic law aims to bridge the “understanding gap” between drivers and cyclists PORTLAND, OR – In an unprecedented move that solidifies Portland’s status as the nation's most bike-friendly city, local officials have passed a controversial...
Oregon Breakfast Joints Insist You Bring Your Own Eggs—Or Indulge in Their ‘Invisible Omelet’
Oregon diners looking forward to a hearty breakfast might need to start checking their fridges before heading out. In a move that perfectly captures the spirit of desperate times, desperate measures, several Oregon breakfast joints have announced a new "BYOE" (Bring...
Boss at Home Genuinely Cares About Your Safety As Roads Ice Over, Suggests Leaving Earlier
In a heartwarming display of corporate compassion, local work-from-home boss Greg Daniels—cozy in his flannel pajama pants—has reassured his employees that the roads “aren’t that bad,” despite a winter storm dumping over six feet of snow overnight, transforming the...
REPORT: Oregonians See First Snowflake, Immediately Forget How to Drive, Walk, and Function
OREGON – In a shocking turn of events that happens literally every single year, Oregonians have once again been caught completely off guard by the arrival of snow. Despite meteorologists warning of an incoming winter storm for a week, the state collectively gasped in...
Oregon State Parks Introduce Monthly Hiking Plans With New “TrailFlix” App
Hiking in Oregon just got a whole lot more exclusive. Following in the footsteps of every streaming service, gym membership, and software company, Oregon State Parks have unveiled a brand-new subscription model for accessing public trails, scenic viewpoints,...
Greater Idaho Expands: “We’re Taking All of Oregon, But Portland’s Getting Walled Off”
In a stunning turn of events, the Greater Idaho movement has thrown out its old map, crumpled it into a wad of regret, and decided to annex the entire state of Oregon—except Portland, which they claim is “too far gone” to save. “We realized we were thinking way too...