A groundbreaking study from the University of Oregon has confirmed what longtime residents have long suspected: Oregon is officially the worst place on Earth to exist during the month of February. “It’s essentially like living inside a wet sock,” said Dr. Philip Malweather, a local meteorologist and lead researcher of the study. “The air is damp, the sun is a distant memory, and everyone you know is either buying a sun lamp, booking a flight to Hawaii, or frantically googling ‘symptoms of...