Adventures

Finally, a Summer Theme Park Where No Kids Poop in the Lazy River and a 100% Chance of Blacking Out By Noon

ORLANDO, FL — A groundbreaking new theme park is making headlines for its two revolutionary promises: no children in the lazy river — and every adult will be aggressively blacked out by lunchtime. Lazy River Lagoon, opening this summer, has been described as “Spring Break meets early retirement” —...

That Methy Neighbor Wearing Headlamp at 2:30AM Is Just One Bolt Away From Wrapping It Up

SPRINGFIELD, OR — Residents of a quiet suburban street were once again reassured by the familiar clanking of socket wrenches and muttered profanity echoing through the neighborhood as that really cool methy neighbor resumed work on his eternally disassembled Honda Civic at exactly 2:30AM. Armed...

Ride This Coastal Train In Oregon For A Spring Break Adventure You’ll Never Forget

If you're looking for the perfect spring break activity on the Oregon Coast, this is it. Sun, sea air, coastal charm—and the nostalgic click-clack of a historic train. The Spring Break Excursion aboard the Oregon Coast Scenic Railroad is back for 2025, and it's a delightful way for families,...

Tesla Dealerships Now Patrolled by Robot Dogs That Breathe Fire

In a bold and completely normal security upgrade, Tesla has officially deployed fire-breathing robot dogs to patrol its dealerships nationwide. The flamethrower-equipped quadrupeds, affectionately dubbed "CyberHounds," have already proven to be highly effective at deterring crime, unwanted...

10 Easy Oregon Hikes Perfect For Beginners This Spring

Ah, springtime in Oregon—a magical season when the sun teases us with its presence for exactly 3.5 minutes before disappearing behind an eternal wall of clouds. For months, you’ve been wrapped in a burrito of seasonal depression and flannel, doom-scrolling on your couch, and debating whether it’s...
Wolverine’s Surprise Return Sparks Wonder in Oregon

Wolverine’s Surprise Return Sparks Wonder in Oregon

This wolverine was spotted running around Barlow today. https://t.co/7il4xA4TON pic.twitter.com/4JphRtwplG— FOX 12 Oregon (@fox12oregon) February 26, 2024 In the quaint city of Barlow, nestled along the bustling Oregon 99, an unexpected visitor has made an...

8 Offbeat Oregon Towns That Make For A Perfect Spring Road Trip

8 Offbeat Oregon Towns That Make For A Perfect Spring Road Trip

Spring in Oregon is like flipping through a vividly illustrated storybook, where every turn reveals a new, colorful adventure waiting to unfold. From artsy enclaves to adrenaline-pumping adventure hubs, the Beaver State is brimming with offbeat towns that promise an...

6 Cool Oregon Coast Towns To Check Out That Make For An Unforgettable Escape

6 Cool Oregon Coast Towns To Check Out That Make For An Unforgettable Escape

The Oregon coast, with its serene beaches and charming coastal towns, offers an unparalleled escape. For those planning an Oregon coast road trip or simply looking for a refreshing getaway, this guide covers six must-visit beach cities in Oregon. Discover the unique...

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