PORTLAND, OR — In what mall officials are calling “an unfortunate holiday incident,” the Easter Bunny abruptly ended his seasonal duties at the Lloyd Center this weekend after reportedly being ambushed by a 3-year-old wielding toddler-sized brass knuckles and a sippy cup full of Red Bull. According to traumatized bystanders, the confrontation occurred shortly after the bunny refused to accept a crayon-drawn “IOU” as payment for a photo. Witnesses say the toddler—identified only as...