Adventures

Report: Oregon Inches Closer To California In Prestigious ‘Most Expensive State To Be Broke’ List

SALEM, OR — In a glowing new report released this week, Oregon has proudly climbed to the #2 position in the nation’s highly competitive Most Expensive State To Be Broke rankings, closing the gap with longtime champion California. “Oregon is showing real promise,” said lead economist Dana...

Finally, a Summer Theme Park Where No Kids Poop in the Lazy River and a 100% Chance of Blacking Out By Noon

ORLANDO, FL — A groundbreaking new theme park is making headlines for its two revolutionary promises: no children in the lazy river — and every adult will be aggressively blacked out by lunchtime. Lazy River Lagoon, opening this summer, has been described as “Spring Break meets early retirement” —...

That Methy Neighbor Wearing Headlamp at 2:30AM Is Just One Bolt Away From Wrapping It Up

SPRINGFIELD, OR — Residents of a quiet suburban street were once again reassured by the familiar clanking of socket wrenches and muttered profanity echoing through the neighborhood as that really cool methy neighbor resumed work on his eternally disassembled Honda Civic at exactly 2:30AM. Armed...

Ride This Coastal Train In Oregon For A Spring Break Adventure You’ll Never Forget

If you're looking for the perfect spring break activity on the Oregon Coast, this is it. Sun, sea air, coastal charm—and the nostalgic click-clack of a historic train. The Spring Break Excursion aboard the Oregon Coast Scenic Railroad is back for 2025, and it's a delightful way for families,...

Tesla Dealerships Now Patrolled by Robot Dogs That Breathe Fire

In a bold and completely normal security upgrade, Tesla has officially deployed fire-breathing robot dogs to patrol its dealerships nationwide. The flamethrower-equipped quadrupeds, affectionately dubbed "CyberHounds," have already proven to be highly effective at deterring crime, unwanted...
Become a Gourmet Chef at This Unique Farm-to-Table Cooking School in Oregon

Become a Gourmet Chef at This Unique Farm-to-Table Cooking School in Oregon

Ready to learn, laugh, and feast? This is a food adventure, and at the end of the night, you may find it hard to leave. Just 20 minutes south of Portland, The Kitchen at Middleground Farms offers a one-of-a-kind cooking and dining experience. Set on 17 acres of pretty...

Oregon Woman Vanishes, Family Fears She May Be in Danger

Oregon Woman Vanishes, Family Fears She May Be in Danger

OHN DAY – A John Day woman, Hannah Pereira, has been missing since late August, and her family is increasingly worried for her safety. Originally reported by Elkhorn Media, Grant County Sheriff Todd McKinley confirmed that while Pereira has been reported missing, she...

5 Breathtaking Fall Waterfall Hikes in Oregon

5 Breathtaking Fall Waterfall Hikes in Oregon

Fall is my favorite time to hike in Oregon. The crisp air, vibrant foliage, and quieter trails make this season a magical experience. There's something special about the way the orange, red, and yellow hues frame Oregon's famous waterfalls, adding an extra layer of...

The Eerie Tale of a Ghostly Soldier at Fort Stevens in Oregon

The Eerie Tale of a Ghostly Soldier at Fort Stevens in Oregon

Fort Stevens State Park, located just 20 minutes west of Astoria, is one of Oregon's greatest treasures. With its rich history and stunning natural beauty, the park attracts history buffs, beachcombers, campers, and hikers alike. From the iconic wreck of the Peter...

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