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PORTLAND, OR — It’s been nearly two years since Oregon officially joined the rest of the country in allowing self-serve gas, but for Gary Thurman, a 36-year-old lifelong Oregonian, the adjustment has been anything but smooth. On Tuesday, Gary pulled into a local Shell station, warm and cozy in his...

PORTLAND, OR — In a city famous for its love of drizzle, gloom, and perfectly damp mornings, three consecutive days of sunshine have sent locals into a full-blown existential crisis. Hundreds of Portlanders gathered downtown on Sunday to demand the immediate return of their beloved gray skies,...

In a move that has sparked both confusion and concern, the City of Portland has implemented a groundbreaking new policy requiring renters to wear masks at all times, even in the privacy of their own apartments, when alone. This decision comes in response to growing fears surrounding a mysterious...

Anyone in Oregon knows that driving in Portland can be an absolute nightmare. With limited lanes, outdated infrastructure, and an influx of new residents over the years, it’s clear the city wasn’t built to handle today’s population. From the constant bottlenecks on I-5 to the endless congestion on...

In a stunning move that has sent waves through historians, conspiracy theorists, and truth-seekers alike, President Donald Trump signed an executive order to declassify all remaining files related to the assassinations of President John F. Kennedy, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, and civil rights icon...