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Snow hurting local Oregon meth head businesses that bank on winter
1 week ago

Snow hurting local Oregon meth head businesses that bank on winter

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Tweaker towns everywhere in Oregon — It’s the second snowstorm to pound Oregon, and business has come to a crawl for local meth heads.

The snow and ice is making …
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President-Elect Trump to open marijuana-themed hotel in Eugene
2 months ago

President-Elect Trump to open marijuana-themed hotel in Eugene

If Oregonians weren’t already shocked enough already to see Donald Trump become the 45th president of the Untied States, Trump has recently announced his plans to build a marijuana-themed hotel …
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Art Robinson, Donald Trump to join forces on national trick-or-treating ban if elected
3 months ago

Art Robinson, Donald Trump to join forces on national trick-or-treating ban if elected

Doubling down on a campaign promise made during his 2014 run for Congress, Art Robinson went on the offensive, saying if elected to Congress, he would sponsor a bill banning …
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New Club “Baby Bumpers” Features Pregnant Dancers, Opening In Oregon
3 months ago

New Club “Baby Bumpers” Features Pregnant Dancers, Opening In Oregon

By  •  Satire, News

 

Springfield, OR – Residents were shocked today to find out about a very unique kind of strip club opening in their neighborhood. The new club, which will be known …
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Oregon Ducks unveil hipster inspired uniforms for Nov. 12 game vs. Stanford
4 months ago

Oregon Ducks unveil hipster inspired uniforms for Nov. 12 game vs. Stanford

On the heels of unveiling the Webfoot uniforms for the Oregon Ducks Oct. 8 football game against the Washington Huskies, a photo has been leaked of the hipster uniforms Oregon …
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Owners warned not to leave tweakers in a locked car during hot weather
5 months ago

Owners warned not to leave tweakers in a locked car during hot weather

The heat has been coming on strong these past couple of days, and the news is reporting that leaving a tweaker in a locked car can result in them having a serious …
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Governor Kate Brown and State Legislature Embarking on Plan to Build “Great Wall of Oregon”
10 months ago

Governor Kate Brown and State Legislature Embarking on Plan to Build “Great Wall of Oregon”

By  •  Satire, News

The Oregon Legislature is expected to be called in to Salem this June for a secret special session to discuss plans for keeping people from moving to Oregon, according to …
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McDonald’s Is Adding $1 Pink Slime Milkshakes to Its Menu
10 months ago

McDonald’s Is Adding $1 Pink Slime Milkshakes to Its Menu

Oh, joyous day.

McDonald’s, as if attempting to outdo their revolutionary pink slime burgers, unveiled an equally exciting development: pink slime milkshakes that will be sold for $1. The …
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Latest reports confirm meth in Oregon is now 100% gluten free
1 year ago

Latest reports confirm meth in Oregon is now 100% gluten free

By  •  Satire, News, Humor

PORTLAND, OR — Recently there was a scare in the tweaker communities of Oregon, as experts have reported there were dangerous levels of gluten found in methamphetamine on the …
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Gov. Brown Passes Bill To Build Wall Around Oregon
1 year ago

Gov. Brown Passes Bill To Build Wall Around Oregon

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We’re full and don’t have room for more people, insists Kate Brown.

Gov. Kate Brown signed legislation Monday aimed at curbing the rising trend of everyone moving to Oregon. …
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