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Oregon Officials Review Latest Data, Troubled To Find Some Residents Still Making Ends Meet

SALEM, Ore. — Oregon officials reportedly called an emergency meeting this week after reviewing the latest cost-of-living data and discovering a troubling trend: a small number of residents may still have money left after paying their monthly bills. The discovery came during what sources described...

Ron Wyden Announces Bold New Wildfire Plan: ‘Fine, I’ll Do It Myself’

With Oregon firefighters reportedly operating with roughly half the staffing and resources they need during a record-setting wildfire season, U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden has apparently decided there is only one reasonable solution left. He’s going in. After meeting Monday with firefighters and officials...

19 Reasons You Should Definitely Move To Oregon

Thinking about moving to Oregon? Excellent decision. Ignore the rain, housing prices, wildfire smoke, traffic, taxes, and enormous earthquake fault lurking offshore. Those aren't problems. They're amenities. Here are 18 reasons you should absolutely pack up the U-Haul and move to Oregon. 1. Enjoy...

Lloyd Center Celebrates Final Day With One Last Attempted Robbery

PORTLAND, Ore. — After decades of shopping, ice skating, awkward teenage hangouts and wondering whether the mall was actually still open, Lloyd Center is reportedly marking its final day in the most Portland way possible: with one last attempted robbery. Witnesses say the emotional farewell...

Oregon Fondly Recalls When The Most Divisive Issue In The State Was Ducks Vs. Beavers

There was a time in Oregon when the surest way to start an argument was to ask one simple question: Ducks or Beavers? Families were divided. Friend groups picked sides. Entire Saturdays in the fall revolved around green and yellow or orange and black. People could spend an afternoon yelling at a...
19 Reasons You Should Definitely Move To Oregon

19 Reasons You Should Definitely Move To Oregon

Thinking about moving to Oregon? Excellent decision. Ignore the rain, housing prices, wildfire smoke, traffic, taxes, and enormous earthquake fault lurking offshore. Those aren't problems. They're amenities. Here are 18 reasons you should absolutely pack up the U-Haul...

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