Once You Try These Apple Cider Donuts In Oregon, You’ll Be Hooked For Life
As September rolls into October and the leaves start showing off their golden glow, there’s no better way to celebrate the season than with a trip to Red Berry Barn in Sherwood. Their annual Fall Harvest Festival (September 20 – October 31, 2025) is back, and it’s bigger, tastier, and more festive than ever. From the moment you pull up, the smell of fresh-baked pies and cinnamon sugar donuts wraps around you like a cozy fall blanket. Inside, shelves are stacked with pumpkin spice bars, gooey...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Worship in Pepperoni Heaven at This Old Central Oregon Church Turned Pizzaria
Grace and Hammer is not your average pizzeria. It’s a sacred union of divine wood-fired pizza and history, wrapped up in a vibe that’s as charming as Redmond, Oregon itself. I had the absolute...
Find Red, Pink, and White Glass Floats This Valentine’s Day in Lincoln City
Lincoln City’s beloved Finders Keepers glass float tradition continues in 2025, offering a year-round treasure hunt along seven miles of stunning Oregon coastline. February promises exciting...
This Is The Dreamiest Little Bookstore For Romantasy Fans In Oregon
Romance, fantasy, coffee, and cozy vibes collide at Daffodil Romantasy Books in Eugene, Oregon. Dive into dreamy romantasy reads, sip delicious drinks, and shop unique gifts in this enchanting space.
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
This Taco Shop In Oregon Offers Authentic Mexican Flavors You’ll Never Forget
Flavorful food, huge portions, and friendly service, all at a good price. You can’t ask for a better taco shop than Axel’s!
This New Restaurant in Oregon Has Locals Going Pho King Crazy for Their Pho
I don’t know anyone who doesn’t love a hot bowl of pho, especially in the long, cold, and wet Pacific Northwest winter. And now Eugenians can thank their lucky stars, cuz there’s a new Vietnamese...
This Family-Run Deli in Oregon Has Been Perfecting Sausages for Nearly a Century
Are you ready to savor a taste of tradition that has delighted Portland for nearly a century? Otto’s Sausage Kitchen, nestled in the heart of the Woodstock neighborhood, is more than just a deli;...
Bigger, Bolder, Better: Pioneer Joe Coffee Becomes the Largest Roaster on the Oregon Coast
The Oregon Coast has long been synonymous with stunning ocean views, quaint coastal towns, and a vibrant sense of community. Now, coffee enthusiasts in Lincoln City have another reason to celebrate: Pioneer Joe Coffee Company, a family-owned business known for its...
Against All Odds: Portland Man Amazed to Find His Tesla Just as He Left It
Portland, OR – In what some are calling an act of divine intervention, local progressive and proud Kamala Harris supporter Jeremy Feldman returned to his parked Tesla Model 3 in downtown Portland on Tuesday night to find it completely intact—a statistical...
Man Narrowly Escapes Barista’s ‘So, Any Fun Plans Today?’ Over Garbage Mumble Rap Song
SPRINGFIELD, OR — A local man successfully executed a highly strategic window roll-up maneuver this morning, narrowly avoiding both an excessively friendly Dutch Bros barista and the ear-piercing bass of yet another shitty mumble rap track. Eyewitnesses report that...
Voted Best Place for Sunbathing, Oregon Coast Proudly Embraces its 1 Day of Summer
In a development that has surprised absolutely no one, the Oregon Coast has been voted the best place for sunbathing in 2025. The announcement was made by the Totally Legit Travel Awards committee, who, after an extensive survey of places with cold wind, relentless...
Cat’s Patience Wearing Thin as Litter Box Remains Uncleaned
SPRINGFIELD, OR — Local feline resident and self-proclaimed ruler of the household, Mr. Whiskers, is reportedly reaching his breaking point over the state of his litter box. Sources close to the cat say his patience is wearing thin as his human, Becky Thompson,...
Greater Idaho Plans Halted: “We Won’t Let The Devil’s Lettuce Corrupt Our Righteous State”
In a shocking yet somehow predictable turn of events, Idaho has officially pulled out of the Greater Idaho Movement, citing grave concerns over what officials have dubbed “the Devil’s Garden of Unholy Plants” festering just across the state line in Oregon. “We had a...
Forgotten Laundry Basket Scheduled for Relocation Delayed Due to Lack of Motivation
In a shocking turn of events, a forgotten laundry basket brimming with clean clothes has yet again failed to complete its journey from the living room to the bedroom, citing "lack of motivation" as the primary reason for the delay. The laundry basket, affectionately...
Portland’s 2025 Naked Bike Ride Cancelled After City Runs Out of Eye Bleach
In a shocking turn of events, Portland officials announced that this year’s highly anticipated Naked Bike Ride has been abruptly canceled after the city completely ran out of eye bleach. The shortage occurred just days before the annual event, leaving local residents...
Local Man Pauses Movie for 15th Time as Wife Continues to Narrate Plot Twist He Hasn’t Seen Yet
MORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time last night after his wife, Emily Thompson, 32, insisted on providing a running commentary for a plot twist he hadn’t actually reached yet. The couple had decided to...
New Study Finds 97% of Hot Springs Nudists Have the Exact Body Type No One Wants to See Naked
A groundbreaking new study from the Oregon Institute of Unwanted Visuals has confirmed what most hot springs visitors already suspected: a shocking 97% of nudists have exactly the kind of body no one, under any circumstances, wants to see unclothed. The study, which...