SAD-Stricken Oregonians Seen Photosynthesizing in Public at First Glimpse of Sun
PORTLAND, OR – As Oregon remains firmly locked in its annual five-month-long “Gray Gloom Death Spiral,” residents are reporting extreme cases of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), with some even exhibiting plant-like behaviors in desperate attempts to absorb any available light. Eyewitnesses claim that at exactly 11:47 AM yesterday, when the sun broke through the clouds for a record-setting 42 seconds, multiple Portlanders could be seen stretching their arms skyward like wilted houseplants,...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Exploring Gresham Butte – Two Scenic Options In Gresham, Oregon
Nestled in the picturesque city of Gresham, Oregon, lies a pretty little hiking spot you might not think would be so close to the city. With two enticing options to choose from, hikers of all skill...
Delight in Heavenly Breakfasts at This Unassuming Café in Oregon
Just a nine minute drive north of Molalla, Oregon, you'll discover the enchanting community of Mulino. This small town is home to a delightful secret that has won over the taste buds of both locals...
Oregon’s Smith River is An Oasis for Swimming, Waterfalls, and Camping
Nestled within the breathtaking landscapes of Oregon, the Smith River meanders through picturesque valleys and dense forests, offering visitors a delightful escape into nature's embrace. With its...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
Killer Burger Launches in Salem, with an Appetite for More Oregon Openings
There's a mouthwatering revolution happening in the Pacific Northwest, as Killer Burger continues to conquer Oregon with its award-winning, lip-smacking creations. The deliciously ambitious better...
The Legendary Breakfast Cafe Feeding Ashland Locals for More Than 25 years
The Morning Glory Cafe in Ashland is kind of a big deal. It’s been open since 1997, which in restaurant years is like being 102. This really is the breakfast spot, and anyone who’s been in the area...
The Line Out The Door Of This Small Oregon Coast Eatery Is Always There For A Reason
It would be a sin to pass through the picturesque Oregon coast without indulging in some delectable fish and chips. With an abundance of seafood shacks and high-end eateries serving up fresh fish...
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