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Middle-Class Oregonians Sad to Learn They’re No Longer Rich Enough to Sleep Outside

SALEM, OR — As Oregon State Parks prepare to roll out another round of fee hikes for the 2025 camping season, thousands of middle-class Oregon families are reportedly coming to terms with the heartbreaking reality that they can no longer afford to sleep outside like dirty little peasants. “We were...

‘How to Bake a Lemon Cake’ Post Sparks 10,000-Comment Heated Trump Debate on Facebook

In a stunning display of internet chaos, an innocent “How to Bake a Lemon Cake” post has devolved into a 10,000-comment debate about President Donald Trump, proving that no topic is too trivial to become a political battleground. It all started when Sandra Mitchell, a retired teacher from Ohio,...

Salem Man Feeling Pretty Good About 4th Basket of Tortilla Chips at Mexican Restaurant

SALEM, OR—In a bold move that can only be described as "heroically gluttonous," local man Derek Caldwell ordered a fourth basket of tortilla chips at a downtown Mexican restaurant Friday evening. Witnesses report that Caldwell, who was deep in conversation about "how weird raccoons are," placed...

Pilots Baffled by UFOs ‘Moving at Extreme Speeds’ in Oregon’s Night Sky Near Eugene

Cue the eerie X-Files theme, because something seriously spooky just went down over the skies of Oregon, and it has us wondering if Mulder and Scully are dusting off their trench coats. Over the past weekend, at least four commercial airline pilots reported spotting mysterious, colorful, circular...

Spring into Creativity: Newport’s Free Art in April Show Returns for 2024

As the cherry blossoms begin to bloom and the Oregon coast shakes off the last whispers of winter, Newport prepares to welcome back a burgeoning spring tradition that captured hearts last year. The Art in April show, a vibrant celebration of creativity and community spirit, is making its eagerly...
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