Adventures

Tesla Dealerships Now Patrolled by Robot Dogs That Breathe Fire

In a bold and completely normal security upgrade, Tesla has officially deployed fire-breathing robot dogs to patrol its dealerships nationwide. The flamethrower-equipped quadrupeds, affectionately dubbed "CyberHounds," have already proven to be highly effective at deterring crime, unwanted...

10 Oregon Hikes So Pretty They’ll Make You Forget About Your Seasonal Depression

Ah, springtime in Oregon—a magical season when the sun teases us with its presence for exactly 3.5 minutes before disappearing behind an eternal wall of clouds. For months, you’ve been wrapped in a burrito of seasonal depression and flannel, doom-scrolling on your couch, and debating whether it’s...

New Study: Women Say Six Inches of Subway is Just Right, Footlongs Are ‘Too Much’

A groundbreaking new study has finally settled the age-old debate: according to a nationwide survey, most women agree that a six-inch Subway sandwich is the perfect size. Conducted by the highly respected Institute of Culinary and Statistical Research, the study found that when it comes to...

Portland Walmart Tests New AI-Powered Doors That Don’t Open For Tweakers

PORTLAND, OR – Walmart has unveiled a bold new experiment in Portland, testing out cutting-edge AI-powered technology designed to combat a growing problem: tweakers. The store’s automatic doors are now equipped with advanced artificial intelligence that can detect classic signs of meth-fueled...

HEAT WAVE: Local Dad in Fresh Kicks Fires Up The Grill As Temps in Oregon Soar Above 50 Degrees

SPRINGFIELD, OR — The scent of lighter fluid and overconfidence filled the air Friday afternoon as local dad, Greg Thompson, triumphantly wheeled out his Weber grill, declaring it "grilling season" the moment temperatures climbed to a balmy 50 degrees. Despite a forecast of overcast skies and a...
5 Breathtaking Fall Waterfall Hikes in Oregon

5 Breathtaking Fall Waterfall Hikes in Oregon

Fall is my favorite time to hike in Oregon. The crisp air, vibrant foliage, and quieter trails make this season a magical experience. There's something special about the way the orange, red, and yellow hues frame Oregon's famous waterfalls, adding an extra layer of...

The Eerie Tale of a Ghostly Soldier at Fort Stevens in Oregon

The Eerie Tale of a Ghostly Soldier at Fort Stevens in Oregon

Fort Stevens State Park, located just 20 minutes west of Astoria, is one of Oregon's greatest treasures. With its rich history and stunning natural beauty, the park attracts history buffs, beachcombers, campers, and hikers alike. From the iconic wreck of the Peter...

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