SPRINGFIELD, OR — Sources confirm local man David Palmer spent Thursday evening perfecting the art of marital non-listening, offering a steady stream of “mm-hmms” during his wife’s 14-minute monologue about the Hendersons next door while simultaneously wheezing with laughter at the Seinfeld scene where George’s overstuffed wallet explodes in the street. “I told him about the Hendersons leaving their garbage bins out for days, their dog digging up the tulips, the passive-aggressive notes,” said...