Man Stares Blankly as Wife Introduces 86th Plant This Year
SWEET HOME, OR — Sources confirmed Wednesday that local husband Dave Ellsworth stood motionless and dead-eyed as his wife, Amanda, held up yet another leafy green stranger and announced, “Everyone say hi to Juniper!” It was the 86th time this year. Dave, who hasn’t made direct eye contact with his wife since Plant #42, reportedly nodded slowly while dissociating into a void of macramé hangers and grow lights. “She says this one’s a ‘low-maintenance cutie with climbing potential,’ which is also...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
South Oregon Coast Revels in Bandon’s 77th Annual Cranberry Festival
The picturesque town of Bandon, Oregon, often associated humorously with cranberries for its rhyming allure, is once again set to host its annual celebration of the region's rich cranberry heritage....
Potential Highs In The 100’s Next Week For Willamette Valley
According to the US National Weather Service, the Willamette Valley could be facing a heatwave for the week of Sunday August 13th, 2023 with temperatures above 100 degrees. People are being urged to...
An Oregon Couple and Their Stunning Riverside Cabin Crowned America’s Top Airbnb Hosts
Gorgeous river views, a spa like bathroom with a walk in rain shower for two, a luxury king size bed, and welcoming hosts make this a must stay on the Santiam River.
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Get a Whiff of Nostalgia at This Retro Small Town Oregon Burger Joint
Nestled amidst the picturesque landscapes of Eastern Oregon, La Grande is a charming small town that captures the hearts of both locals and visitors alike. With a population of approximately 13,000...
The Nostalgic Pancake House in Oregon Locals Want to Keep a Secret
Founded amidst the thriving community of Beaverton, a city teeming with over 98,000 residents, Tom's Pancake House radiates with the luminescence of a culinary lighthouse. Its sun-dappled spaces...
BJ’s Ice Cream Parlor in Florence Has Been Going Strong for 45 Years
BJ’s Ice Cream Parlor has steadily become one of the longest standing institutions in the beach town of Florence, Oregon. Started back in 1978, Brian and Jodie Cole (where the “BJ” comes from), made...
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