EAGLE CREEK, OR — A peaceful day of fishing took a harrowing turn for local man Doug Harper after he accidentally reeled in a screaming woman identified only as Karen, who immediately began berating him for “murdering aquatic citizens” and “violating the lake’s safe space.” “I thought I had a nice rainbow trout on the line,” said Harper, still visibly shaken. “But then she broke the surface like a furious mermaid and started yelling about lentils.” According to bystanders, Karen had been...