Portland Police Promise Faster Response Times if You Agree to Commit Crime Closer to the Station
PORTLAND, OR — In an effort to address skyrocketing 911 response times, the Portland Police Bureau announced today that residents can now shave hours off their wait by committing crimes within walking distance of a precinct. “Look, we’re stretched thin,” said a spokesperson while unlocking his bicycle. “If someone insists on getting mugged in outer Southeast, that’s going to take us a while. But if you’re willing to move your burglary closer to downtown, we can probably get there before the...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
This Portland-Area, Family Owned Mediterranean Grill Has Hummus So Good It’s Criminal
In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst Portland's bustling food scene, there's a small chain that stands out for its authentic Middle Eastern flavors: Gyro House Mediterranean Grill. This...
The Best Authentic Italian Restaurant In Oregon Is One You’ve Likely Passed By a Hundred Times
If you take a moment to pause along TV Highway, your nose may just detect the tantalizing aromas of simmering tomato sauce, melting cheeses, and freshly baked bread wafting through the air. These...
This Walkable Stretch Of Restaurants And Shops In Bend Is A Perfect Day Trip Destination
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Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
New York Times Features 3 Oregon Restaurants Among US Best
In a testament to Oregon's burgeoning culinary scene, three distinct eateries from the state have been christened by the New York Times as some of the most compelling dining destinations in the U.S....
Stopping At This Small Town Sandwich Shop Is A Must For Every Oregon Roadtripper
Have you heard the saying that a sandwich always tastes better when made by someone else?Well, we couldn’t agree more, so when the craving for the perfect sandwich strikes, head on over to...
Stopping At This Small Town Sandwich Shop Is A Must For Every Oregon Roadtripper
Have you heard the saying that a sandwich always tastes better when made by someone else?Well, we couldn’t agree more, so when the craving for the perfect sandwich strikes, head on over to...
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