SALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to bring communities together through coordinated chaos, the state of Oregon has officially launched the nation’s first Hunger Games, complete with blazing wildfires, spontaneous riots, and a rotating schedule of statewide lockdowns. Organizers say the event offers a “uniquely Oregonian survival experience,” blending the state’s most iconic disasters into a thrilling, government-sanctioned bloodsport. “This is about unity,” said Governor Tina Kotek while...