Portland Police Promise Faster Response Times if You Agree to Commit Crime Closer to the Station
PORTLAND, OR — In an effort to address skyrocketing 911 response times, the Portland Police Bureau announced today that residents can now shave hours off their wait by committing crimes within walking distance of a precinct. “Look, we’re stretched thin,” said a spokesperson while unlocking his bicycle. “If someone insists on getting mugged in outer Southeast, that’s going to take us a while. But if you’re willing to move your burglary closer to downtown, we can probably get there before the...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Locals Can’t Get Enough Of The Homemade Pies At This Native-Owned Oregon Restaurant
A short distance from the Indian Head Casino, situated on the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs reservation, you'll find the Native-owned Eagle Crossing Restaurant in Warm Springs. This eatery is...
This Portland-Area, Family Owned Mediterranean Grill Has Hummus So Good It’s Criminal
In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst Portland's bustling food scene, there's a small chain that stands out for its authentic Middle Eastern flavors: Gyro House Mediterranean Grill. This...
The Best Authentic Italian Restaurant In Oregon Is One You’ve Likely Passed By a Hundred Times
If you take a moment to pause along TV Highway, your nose may just detect the tantalizing aromas of simmering tomato sauce, melting cheeses, and freshly baked bread wafting through the air. These...
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Take a Tasty Trip Down Memory Lane at This Iconic Portland Diner
Ah, the iconic Skyline Restaurant! Just hearing its name whisks us back to the good ol’ days in Portland, Oregon. Ever wondered what nostalgia tastes like? Well, strap on your time-traveling taste...
Every Bite Is Bliss At This Extraordinary Pancake House In Oregon
In the heart of North Bend, Oregon, where the serene Coos Bay meets lush forested landscapes, stands the renowned Pancake Mill. As North Bend unfolds its coastal allure and maritime history, acting...
You Don’t Have to Wait Till Christmas to Visit This Gingerbread House in Oregon
Along the Santiam Highway in the incredibly small town of Mehama, just east of Stayton, lies The Gingerbread House. Mehama, OR, nestled in north-central Oregon's Willamette Valley, is a charming...
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