PORTLAND, Ore. — Local cyclists have announced plans for a massive parade this Saturday titled “We’re Better Than You” as a way to raise awareness for their superior lifestyle choices. The event, organized by the Portland Coalition of Pedal Supremacy, will feature hundreds of cyclists riding through the city at exactly 6 miles per hour in tightly packed rows to “gently remind motorists and pedestrians alike that they are part of the problem.” “Cars are murder machines, walking is inefficient,...