MORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time last night after his wife, Emily Thompson, 32, insisted on providing a running commentary for a plot twist he hadn’t actually reached yet. The couple had decided to settle in for a cozy movie night, but Jared’s hopes for a relaxing evening quickly unraveled as Emily began predicting, analyzing, and, ultimately, revealing every critical scene before it happened. Sources close to the couple,...