Doctors Confirm You’re Technically Still Alive, Just Tired Forever After Age 36
ATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking new report released Friday, doctors from the National Institute of Realistic Health confirmed that individuals over the age of 36 are, in fact, technically still alive—though most are now operating in a permanent state of exhaustion, emotionally numb caffeine puppets held together by ibuprofen and passive-aggressive sighs. "Biologically speaking, yes, you're alive," said Dr. Rebecca Halvorsen, who co-authored the study. "But functionally, you're just a weary...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
The Portland Burger Spot Guaranteed to Ignite Your Taste Buds
Bless Your Heart Burgers isn’t just a burger joint; it’s a culinary love story, a community-driven endeavor, and a flavor-packed adventure waiting for you to take a bite.
As Leaves Change, These 10 Small Towns in Oregon Truly Come Alive
While Oregon is renowned for drawing tourists with its moderate summers, the allure of its autumn is unparalleled. Enhanced by its diverse landscapes, from sprawling coastlines to verdant valleys...
Embark on a Train Journey through Oregon’s Fall Wonderland
In the heart of Oregon's autumn season, the vivid shades of yellow, red, and orange leaves create a breathtaking visual tapestry. To truly immerse oneself in this splendor, many choose to hop aboard...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
This Oregon Taqueria’s Amazing Tacos Will Have You Becoming a Regular in No Time
In the heart of Lincoln City, away from the glitz and glam, there lies a secret haven for taco aficionados: Melo's Taqueria. A genuine hole in the wall, this modest establishment boasts authenticity...
Tillamook Creamery Expands Offerings with Crispy Stone-Fired Pizza and Mac & Cheese Debuts!
As a kid growing up in the Portland area, there were a lot of great school field trips to look forward to, but the clear favorite was visiting the Tillamook Cheese Factory (now just called the...
Voodoo Doughnut Officially Sucks
You’ve no doubt seen the ubiquitous pink boxes being carefully shepherded through the Portland airport by tourists, giddy to bring home a taste of “quirky” Portlandia. You may have also seen the...
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