OREGON — A brutally honest report from the Institute of Sad Outcomes has named five small Oregon towns where the odds of a child growing up into a full-blown loser are, frankly, too high to ignore. Factors included crime rates, dropout data, vape-related ER visits, and whether the town’s main attraction is still a functioning Dairy Queen. Those towns are: Cave Junction, Myrtle Creek, Prineville, Reedsport, and Ontario — where dreams don’t just die, they take up permanent residence. Cave...