Pale Little Oregon Man Spotted in Tank Top; Witnesses in Troutdale Call It “Too Soon”
TROUTDALE, OR — In a shocking display of seasonal overconfidence, local man Darren Melby was reportedly seen walking down Main Street in a salmon-pink tank top Thursday morning, sending townsfolk into a mild panic and causing three drivers to swerve. “He was just out there, arms fully exposed like it was mid-July,” said eyewitness Carol Finch, clutching a windbreaker. “I could practically hear his skin sizzling.” Residents described Melby’s complexion as “unfrosted Pop-Tart,” “refrigerated...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Unveiling the Authentic Ramen Magic at Kinboshi Ramen in Oregon
At Kinboshi Ramen, they’re not just serving food; they’re crafting experiences.
The Portland Burger Spot Guaranteed to Ignite Your Taste Buds
Bless Your Heart Burgers isn’t just a burger joint; it’s a culinary love story, a community-driven endeavor, and a flavor-packed adventure waiting for you to take a bite.
As Leaves Change, These 10 Small Towns in Oregon Truly Come Alive
While Oregon is renowned for drawing tourists with its moderate summers, the allure of its autumn is unparalleled. Enhanced by its diverse landscapes, from sprawling coastlines to verdant valleys...
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Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
The Oregon Coast Pancake House That Locals Can’t Get Enough Of
Brookings is the last town on the Southern Oregon coast before you cross over into California, and though it takes a while to get there, it’s completely worth a visit! And, one must-do stop when...
This Oregon Taqueria’s Amazing Tacos Will Have You Becoming a Regular in No Time
In the heart of Lincoln City, away from the glitz and glam, there lies a secret haven for taco aficionados: Melo's Taqueria. A genuine hole in the wall, this modest establishment boasts authenticity...
Tillamook Creamery Expands Offerings with Crispy Stone-Fired Pizza and Mac & Cheese Debuts!
As a kid growing up in the Portland area, there were a lot of great school field trips to look forward to, but the clear favorite was visiting the Tillamook Cheese Factory (now just called the...
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