Ozzy Osbourne To Headline Heaven’s Main Stage, Lucifer Sues For Breach Of Contract
HEAVEN — In what celestial insiders are calling the most shocking lineup shakeup in millennia, sources confirmed Tuesday that heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne will headline Heaven’s main stage this summer, prompting Lucifer himself to file a breach of contract lawsuit in the Infernal Courts. “Look, we had Ozzy penciled in for a 666-show residency in Hell,” said Beelzebub, Hell’s booking agent, visibly flustered as he rifled through decades of contracts signed in bat blood. “Then suddenly he’s up...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Take Off On An Oregon History Adventure To One Of The World’s Most Massive Aircraft Hangars
Something you might not have realized is that Oregon is home to one of the biggest aircraft hangars in the world! Located near Tillamook on the Oregon coast, this massive hangar is a sight to...
Locals Can’t Get Enough Of The Homemade Pies At This Native-Owned Oregon Restaurant
A short distance from the Indian Head Casino, situated on the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs reservation, you'll find the Native-owned Eagle Crossing Restaurant in Warm Springs. This eatery is...
This Portland-Area, Family Owned Mediterranean Grill Has Hummus So Good It’s Criminal
In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst Portland's bustling food scene, there's a small chain that stands out for its authentic Middle Eastern flavors: Gyro House Mediterranean Grill. This...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
Bank Heists and Barley: Past Meets Pizza and Pint At This Oregon Taproom
Nestled among the scenic hills of north Corvallis, where cattle graze and time seems to slow, Dirt Road Brewing stands as a testament to the charm of Philomath, Oregon. Founded in 2017 on a quaint...
You’re Going to Fall in Love With The Crepes at This Cozy Oregon Bistro
There's something enchanting about the Pacific Northwest, with its tall pines, misty mornings, and the promise of a warm beverage around every corner. But amidst its countless coffee havens, there's...
This Elegant Bend Wine Bar Has a Rentable Speakeasy in The Basement
Nestled within the atmospheric walls of the iconic 1917 Spheir building in downtown Bend, Oregon, the Domaine Serene Wine Lounge Bend stands as a beacon of timeless elegance. As you step through its...
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