Man Stares Blankly as Wife Introduces 86th Plant This Year
SWEET HOME, OR — Sources confirmed Wednesday that local husband Dave Ellsworth stood motionless and dead-eyed as his wife, Amanda, held up yet another leafy green stranger and announced, “Everyone say hi to Juniper!” It was the 86th time this year. Dave, who hasn’t made direct eye contact with his wife since Plant #42, reportedly nodded slowly while dissociating into a void of macramé hangers and grow lights. “She says this one’s a ‘low-maintenance cutie with climbing potential,’ which is also...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Celebrate The Magic Of The Holidays At The Silverton Christmas Market
Experience the magic and warmth of the holiday season at the Silverton Christmas Market, a festive haven for time well spent with family during the holidays.
Savor Ireland’s Best Food and Drinks at Nana’s Irish Pub on the Oregon Coast
Set your sights on Newport, Oregon, and you'll discover a beloved local haunt that's a must-visit: Nana's Irish Pub. Every time I'm in Newport, this charming spot is my top pick for drinks and...
Take Off On An Oregon History Adventure To One Of The World’s Most Massive Aircraft Hangars
Something you might not have realized is that Oregon is home to one of the biggest aircraft hangars in the world! Located near Tillamook on the Oregon coast, this massive hangar is a sight to...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
Shake Shack is Slated to Open at This Premier Mall in Portland
In less than two weeks, Portland area residents will be able to feast at Shake Shack’s newest location when it opens at the high-end Bridgeport Village. Here, diners will get to dig into juicy...
Recent Study Ranks Portland as 2nd Best Foodie City in America
In the vibrant heart of Oregon, Portland stands as a beacon for food enthusiasts. Renowned for its bustling food carts, artisanal breweries, and cozy coffee nooks, it's no revelation that Portland...
Oregon’s Hood River Earns a Spot Among America’s Happiest Towns
What constitutes a blissful community? Drawing from insights by Outside Magazine, the cornerstones are security, vast open areas, cost-effectiveness, cultural richness, and liberty. Delving into the...
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