Man Stares Blankly as Wife Introduces 86th Plant This Year
SWEET HOME, OR — Sources confirmed Wednesday that local husband Dave Ellsworth stood motionless and dead-eyed as his wife, Amanda, held up yet another leafy green stranger and announced, “Everyone say hi to Juniper!” It was the 86th time this year. Dave, who hasn’t made direct eye contact with his wife since Plant #42, reportedly nodded slowly while dissociating into a void of macramé hangers and grow lights. “She says this one’s a ‘low-maintenance cutie with climbing potential,’ which is also...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
Sizzler Locations Offering Free Lunch to Veterans In November
Veteran's Day is November 11, the day that we honor all who served (and continue to do so) in the military. It was first observed on November 11, 1919, as Armistice Day in honor of the first...
The Exquisite Oregon Coast Donut Shop That’s Hiding Right In Plain Sight
In the Pacific Northwest, where the vast skies meet the rugged coast, the town of Seaside, Oregon, is a gem that effortlessly captures hearts. It's in this idyllic setting that Dundee’s Donuts...
Celebrate The Magic Of The Holidays At The Silverton Christmas Market
Experience the magic and warmth of the holiday season at the Silverton Christmas Market, a festive haven for time well spent with family during the holidays.
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
Oregonians Travel Statewide to Try This English-Style Pub and Its Unbeatable Food
This English-style pub and brew house is a hidden gem, blending the warmth of a classic European pub with the creativity of an American craft brewery.
This Inn on the Oregon Coast Serves Wood-Fired Pizza to Die For
The serenity of the Oregon Coast has a way of drawing travelers from near and far, and within this coastal paradise lies the charming town of Yachats. Nestled right beside the mighty Pacific Ocean,...
Shake Shack is Slated to Open at This Premier Mall in Portland
In less than two weeks, Portland area residents will be able to feast at Shake Shack’s newest location when it opens at the high-end Bridgeport Village. Here, diners will get to dig into juicy...
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