Oregon Residents Told to Stay Inside Because It’s Miserable and Stupid Outside
WILLAMETTE VALLEY, OR — City officials issued a blunt but widely appreciated advisory Wednesday morning urging residents to remain indoors after a night of relentless rain, howling wind, and power outages that left much of the valley waking up cold, exhausted, and deeply annoyed. “Look, we ran the numbers,” said a city spokesperson, standing in front of a backdrop of gray nothingness. “There’s no upside to going outside right now. It’s miserable. It’s stupid. And frankly, it feels personal.”...
TRAVEL
Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
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FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
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See Why Everyone’s Talking About This Oregon Steakhouse’s Unmatched Steaks and Service
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