Oregon meteorologists have officially given up. After a week that included sunshine, rain, and snow—sometimes all in the same afternoon—local weather forecasters admitted they are now just blindly throwing darts at a weather map and hoping for the best. “Look, we tried,” said That Oregon Life's chief meteorologist Dave Reynolds, gesturing toward a Doppler radar that looked like it had been attacked with finger paint. “We used all the fancy models, the satellites, the science. But when you wake...