Ozzy Osbourne To Headline Heaven’s Main Stage, Lucifer Sues For Breach Of Contract
HEAVEN — In what celestial insiders are calling the most shocking lineup shakeup in millennia, sources confirmed Tuesday that heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne will headline Heaven’s main stage this summer, prompting Lucifer himself to file a breach of contract lawsuit in the Infernal Courts. “Look, we had Ozzy penciled in for a 666-show residency in Hell,” said Beelzebub, Hell’s booking agent, visibly flustered as he rifled through decades of contracts signed in bat blood. “Then suddenly he’s up...
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Oregon is a beautiful destination for travelers who enjoy exploring the great outdoors. With its diverse landscape of mountains, forests, waterfalls, and coastline, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
$2.5 Million Flood Devastation Leads to Tillamook County Emergency
According to the latest at OPB, The Tillamook County Board of Commissioners declared a state of emergency Wednesday due to flood damage. Several inches of rain battered the region, causing major...
Photographer Captures Once In A Lifetime Images Of A Humpback Whale Breaching In Seattle’s Puget Sound
On Nov. 30, 2023, a young humpback whale, approximately two years old and now identified with the number CRC-20899, was seen breaching near Seattle's iconic Space Needle. This event, captured in...
The Scones At This Oregon Bakery Are So Good, They Have a Cult Following
Tucked away in the charming town of Pacific City, Oregon, lies a little breakfast gem that has been "baking the world a better place" since 1991. The Grateful Bread Bakery, affectionately known as...
FOOD & DRINK
Explore Oregon’s food and drink scene – from locally sourced ingredients to craft brews and award-winning wines. Plan your culinary adventure now!
Since 1974, This Small Oregon Donut Shop Has Been a Community Staple
If there's one thing that's universally loved, it's donuts. And if there's one place where donut lovers gather like bees to honey, it's Joe's Donuts in Sandy, Oregon. Nestled in the picturesque town...
A Popular Eatery With Hearty Portions, The Family Cafe In Oregon Is A Must-Visit Joint
The Family Cafe in Beaverton simply couldn’t have a more fitting name! Beaverton, Oregon, a gem in the Tualatin Valley, is popular for its perfect mix of suburban peace and urban convenience. Its...
People Will Drive for Miles Just to Try This Oregon Steakhouse Straight Out of the Old West
Nestled in the picturesque landscape of Eastern Oregon, Haines is a charming town that draws visitors for its rich history and scenic beauty. Known as the "City of Sunshine," Haines is a gateway to...
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