by Tyler James | Mar 5, 2025 | News
Siletz, Oregon – March 5, 2025 – It has been four harrowing days since 2-year-old Dane Paulsen vanished from his parents’ front yard near Milepost 21 on Highway 229 in Siletz. Despite tireless efforts from law enforcement, search and rescue teams, and an outpouring of...
by Tyler James | Mar 5, 2025 | History, Home & Garden, Homes, Lifestyle
There’s something fascinating about Portland’s history that never fails to surprise me. Just when I think I’ve read up on all the city’s historical oddities, I stumble upon something entirely new—at least new to me. That was exactly the case when I recently learned...
by Tyler James | Mar 3, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
Shoppers at a local grocery store were forced to endure a multi-act opera of chaos Sunday afternoon as a small, shoeless little brat unleashed an earth-shaking tantrum in the produce section. Meanwhile, her mother—clearly a seasoned veteran of public...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Mar 3, 2025 | Central Oregon, Featured, Home & Garden, Interesting, Lifestyle, Travel
Some houses are nice. Some houses are stunning. And then there’s the Painted Rock House—a jaw-dropping, one-of-a-kind estate in Terrebonne, Oregon that takes luxury living to a whole new level. Priced at $4,795,000, this 6,654-square-foot home offers five bedrooms,...
by Tyler James | Mar 3, 2025 | News
The search for 2-year-old Dane Paulsen in Siletz, Oregon, has gripped the community, bringing together law enforcement, volunteers, and agencies from across the region in a desperate attempt to find the missing toddler. Since Saturday, March 1, when Dane vanished from...
by Tyler James | Mar 2, 2025 | News
SILETZ, OR — Authorities and local volunteers are urgently searching for 2-year-old Dane Paulsen, who went missing from a residence near milepost 21 on Siletz River Highway on Saturday, March 1, 2025. The Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office received a report of the...
by Tyler James | Mar 2, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
PORTLAND, OR — Health experts have today issued a shocking warning that fentanyl circulating on the streets of Portland has tested positive for gluten, a protein composite normally found in wheat, rye, and barley. In response, a new advocacy group called Action on...
by Tyler James | Mar 1, 2025 | Adventures, Humor, News, Satire
PORTLAND, OR – Walmart has unveiled a bold new experiment in Portland, testing out cutting-edge AI-powered technology designed to combat a growing problem: tweakers. The store’s automatic doors are now equipped with advanced artificial intelligence that can detect...
by Tyler James | Mar 1, 2025 | Adventures, Humor, News, Satire
SPRINGFIELD, OR — The scent of lighter fluid and overconfidence filled the air Friday afternoon as local dad, Greg Thompson, triumphantly wheeled out his Weber grill, declaring it "grilling season" the moment temperatures climbed to a balmy 50 degrees. Despite a...
by Tyler James | Mar 1, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
In a stunning turn of events, the Mexican government has officially declared Spanish as the country’s national language, following the bold example set by former U.S. President Donald Trump, who recently declared English the official language of the United States. The...
