by Tyler James | Aug 22, 2025 | News
BEND, Ore. — The Deschutes River has a new guest star, and no, it wasn’t a kayaker or paddleboarder—it was a Subaru Outback. Around 3:48 a.m. Friday morning, a passerby noticed a set of headlights beaming underwater near Riverbend Park and did what anyone would do:...
by Tyler James | Aug 22, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
In a groundbreaking revelation sure to devastate campers nationwide, researchers at the Institute of Outdoors Nuisance Studies confirmed Thursday that 100% of campfire smoke exists solely to stalk whichever poor bastard thought he was safe sitting by the fire. The...
by Tyler James | Aug 22, 2025 | News
The family of a teenage girl is speaking out after alleging their daughter was sexually abused by 27-year-old Geoffrey Cannon, director of the Oregon Coast Military Museum in Florence. According to reporting from The Register-Guard, the girl was 15 years old and...
by Tyler James | Aug 21, 2025 | News
PORTLAND, Ore. – Former Vice President Kamala Harris is hitting the road again – this time, not for the White House, but for bookstores across America. Harris will make a stop in Portland this fall as part of her newly announced 15-city book tour promoting 107 Days, a...
by Tyler James | Aug 21, 2025 | News
SALEM, Ore. — Governor Tina Kotek is moving ahead with a plan to raise Oregon’s gas tax and payroll tax to help fund the Oregon Department of Transportation (ODOT) and prevent layoffs of hundreds of employees. A special legislative session begins August 29, coinciding...
by Tyler James | Aug 21, 2025 | Food, Food & Drink, Restaurants
Blue Duck Saloon in Prineville, Oregon may be off the beaten path, but for those who know where to look, it has become a destination worth every mile. The saloon has built a reputation on elevated comfort food, handcrafted cocktails, and a rustic setting that feels as...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Aug 20, 2025 | Featured, News
Back in 2024, the city of Grants Pass, Oregon drew national attention by being the focus of a Supreme Court case examining whether local governments violate the Eighth Amendment by enforcing public camping bans against homeless people. The Court ultimately ruled that...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Aug 20, 2025 | Adventures
Since 1996, Vinnies Chicago Sandwich Shop has been stacking up hearty grinders and deli style hoagies that pack big flavor into every bite. Located on Columbia Boulevard in St Helens, Oregon, this no frills sandwich shop has built a loyal following for good reason:...
by Tyler James | Aug 19, 2025 | News
Springfield has lost one of its most beloved pioneers. Sue Kesey, co-founder of Springfield Creamery and the driving force behind the nationally loved Nancy’s Yogurt, has passed away at the age of 86. Sue and her husband Chuck were fresh out of Oregon State University...
by Tyler James | Aug 19, 2025 | News, Satire
PORTLAND, OR — In an effort to address skyrocketing 911 response times, the Portland Police Bureau announced today that residents can now shave hours off their wait by committing crimes within walking distance of a precinct. “Look, we’re stretched thin,” said a...
