Oregon Braces for a Full Week of Raining Cats and Dogs – Local Shelters at Capacity

by | Mar 16, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire, Weather

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Oregon residents are in for a ruff week as meteorologists confirm that, yes, it will indeed be raining cats and dogs for the next seven days straight. With fluffy precipitation already falling in some areas, local shelters are struggling to keep up, and pet stores are reporting record sales of emergency litter boxes and chew toys.

“It started as a light drizzle of kittens this morning,” said Eugene resident Mark Swanson, who was caught outside without an umbrella. “By the time I made it home, I had a beagle stuck in my hoodie and a very confused Persian cat clinging to my backpack.” Swanson, who now owns both animals, says he’s just accepting his fate at this point.

The National Weather Service issued an official statement advising Oregonians to “exercise caution when stepping outside, as the risk of getting smacked in the face with a falling dachshund remains high.” Officials also warned that fur accumulation on roads could lead to “significant paw-traction issues,” and motorists should expect delays due to startled golden retrievers refusing to move out of traffic.

Raining cats and dogs in Oregon

Animal shelters across the state have declared a state of emergency, overwhelmed by the sheer volume of airborne pets. “We’re at full capacity,” said Linda Thompson, director of the Portland Humane Society. “We took in 83 wet Labradors before noon, and our staff is still trying to catch a fleet of airborne Siamese cats currently circling downtown like some sort of fluffy weather phenomenon.”

Meanwhile, dog parks are reporting chaos as “sky puppies” continue to fall from above, turning the usual afternoon playtime into what experts are calling an unprecedented cuteness emergency. “I came here with one dog,” said Bend resident Katie Miller, wiping a soggy corgi off her windshield. “Now I have four. I don’t know whose they are, but they won’t leave.”

Grocery stores are struggling to keep up with demand as shoppers frantically stock up on essential storm supplies, including kibble, catnip, and an alarming number of lint rollers. Local veterinarians are also reporting an influx of new pet owners suffering from “instant attachment syndrome” after being unexpectedly hit in the face with a teacup poodle.

Despite the chaos, some Oregonians are embracing the strange weather. One Portland startup has already announced plans for a “Rainy Day Pet Exchange” app, allowing users to trade unwanted weather-adopted animals with others in their area. Another local entrepreneur has begun selling reinforced umbrellas with built-in scratching posts, which have already sold out.

As the storm continues, experts advise residents to keep their windows shut unless they are prepared for an unsolicited house cat. In true Oregonian spirit, many are already adjusting to the new normal. "This is fine," said longtime Salem resident Tom Wheeler, brushing a very damp Pomeranian off his lawn chair. "At least it’s not raining possums."


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Written By Tyler James

Tyler James, founder of That Oregon Life, is a true Oregon native whose love for his state runs deep. Since the inception of the blog in 2013, his unbridled passion for outdoor adventures and the natural beauty of Oregon has been the cornerstone of his work. As a father to two beautiful children, Tyler is always in pursuit of new experiences to enrich his family’s life. He curates content that not only reflects his adventures but also encourages others to set out and create precious memories in the majestic landscapes of Oregon. Tyler's vision and guidance are integral to his role as publisher and editor, shaping the blog into a source of inspiration for exploring the wonders of Oregon.

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