PORTLAND, OR — What began as a tense standoff outside Portland’s ICE building took an unexpected turn Saturday when Antifa activists and federal troops dropped their shields, rolled out a pair of Weber grills, and transformed the protest zone into a full-blown block party.
Witnesses say the mood shifted when a soldier in full riot gear asked if anyone had extra propane. Within minutes, both sides were contributing—Antifa supplied veggie dogs and kombucha mixers, while the troops brought a 200-pound surplus of MRE chili mac and a Humvee sound system.
The event, quickly dubbed “Ceasefire & Grill 2025,” featured live music by underground DJ Molotov, who kept the crowd moving with a set that mixed Rage Against the Machine with Toby Keith.
“This is what democracy looks like,” shouted one black-clad protester while dancing on a police barricade now repurposed as a stage. “Sure, they pepper-sprayed us earlier, but their brisket recipe slaps.”
Not everyone was convinced. Some Portlanders grumbled that the sudden peace festival lacked proper permits, while others complained the event “felt more like Coachella for people who hate each other.”
Still, morale was high as troops and activists joined together for sack races, face-painting, and a three-legged march formation drill.
When asked if the détente would last, one soldier responded, “Hard to say. But as long as the keg holds out, we’re committed to de-escalation.”
At press time, both sides had united in booing the DJ after he announced his encore: Nickelback’s Photograph.
