Costco Shopper with Blinker On Willing to Die for That One Spot Near the Cart Corral Occupied by Woman Buckling Three Kids into Minivan

by | May 14, 2025 | News, Satire

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EUGENE, OR — In a scene that has become all too familiar in the notoriously congested parking lot of Eugene's Costco, a local man was observed steadfastly waiting with his blinker on for a prime parking spot near the cart corral, despite the current occupant—a woman meticulously buckling her three children into a minivan—showing no signs of leaving anytime soon.

Witnesses reported that the man, identified only as a dedicated Costco member, had been idling in the lane for over ten minutes, causing a significant backup of vehicles behind him. Despite the growing line of frustrated drivers and the availability of other parking spots further away, he remained resolute in his quest for the coveted spot.

"He had that look in his eyes—the kind that says, 'I've come too far to turn back now,'" said fellow shopper Linda Martinez. "Meanwhile, the mom was still adjusting car seats and handing out snacks like she was settling in for a road trip."

The Eugene Costco parking lot has long been a source of frustration for local shoppers. According to a Reddit thread, the lot is often described as chaotic and insufficient for the store's volume of customers. Despite rumors of potential expansions or additional locations, no concrete plans have been announced.YouTube+1Reddit+1

As the standoff continued, some drivers began to honk, while others attempted to maneuver around the impasse, further exacerbating the congestion. Eventually, the woman in the minivan completed her task and vacated the spot, allowing the waiting man to finally park. He reportedly exited his vehicle with a triumphant smile, oblivious to the chaos left in his wake.

When asked about the incident, the man simply stated, "It's all about patience and perseverance. That spot was worth every second."

Local authorities continue to urge shoppers to be considerate and to utilize available parking spaces to alleviate congestion in the area.


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Written By Tyler James

Tyler James, founder of That Oregon Life, is a true Oregon native whose love for his state runs deep. Since the inception of the blog in 2013, his unbridled passion for outdoor adventures and the natural beauty of Oregon has been the cornerstone of his work. As a father to two beautiful children, Tyler is always in pursuit of new experiences to enrich his family’s life. He curates content that not only reflects his adventures but also encourages others to set out and create precious memories in the majestic landscapes of Oregon. Tyler's vision and guidance are integral to his role as publisher and editor, shaping the blog into a source of inspiration for exploring the wonders of Oregon.

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