by Tyler James | Feb 25, 2025 | Entertainment, Lodging, Oregon Coast, Travel
Astoria, Oregon, is one of the most beloved small towns on the Pacific Northwest coast, and it’s easy to see why. With its charming seaside vibe, stunning waterfront views, and deep cinematic roots, this historic town offers the perfect blend of nostalgia and...
by Tyler James | Feb 24, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
SPRINGFIELD, OR — A local man successfully executed a highly strategic window roll-up maneuver this morning, narrowly avoiding both an excessively friendly Dutch Bros barista and the ear-piercing bass of yet another shitty mumble rap track. Eyewitnesses report that...
by Tyler James | Feb 24, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
In a development that has surprised absolutely no one, the Oregon Coast has been voted the best place for sunbathing in 2025. The announcement was made by the Totally Legit Travel Awards committee, who, after an extensive survey of places with cold wind, relentless...
by Tyler James | Feb 24, 2025 | News, Satire
SPRINGFIELD, OR — Local feline resident and self-proclaimed ruler of the household, Mr. Whiskers, is reportedly reaching his breaking point over the state of his litter box. Sources close to the cat say his patience is wearing thin as his human, Becky Thompson,...
by Tyler James | Feb 24, 2025 | Humor, Newport, Satire
In a stunning display of internet chaos, an innocent “How to Bake a Lemon Cake” post has devolved into a 10,000-comment debate about President Donald Trump, proving that no topic is too trivial to become a political battleground. It all started when Sandra Mitchell, a...
by Tyler James | Feb 24, 2025 | History
Growing up in Springfield, I thought I knew all there was to know about my hometown. I’ve spent years writing about its history and highlighting all the hidden gems this place has to offer. But it turns out, there was something I had missed — an overlooked piece of...
by Tyler James | Feb 23, 2025 | Humor, News
In a shocking yet somehow predictable turn of events, Idaho has officially pulled out of the Greater Idaho Movement, citing grave concerns over what officials have dubbed “the Devil’s Garden of Unholy Plants” festering just across the state line in Oregon. “We had a...
by Tyler James | Feb 23, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
In a shocking turn of events, a forgotten laundry basket brimming with clean clothes has yet again failed to complete its journey from the living room to the bedroom, citing "lack of motivation" as the primary reason for the delay. The laundry basket, affectionately...
by Tyler James | Feb 23, 2025 | Entertainment, Humor, News
In a shocking turn of events, Portland officials announced that this year’s highly anticipated Naked Bike Ride has been abruptly canceled after the city completely ran out of eye bleach. The shortage occurred just days before the annual event, leaving local residents...
by Tyler James | Feb 23, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
MORRISON, OR – Local man Jared Thompson, 34, was forced to hit the pause button for the fifteenth time last night after his wife, Emily Thompson, 32, insisted on providing a running commentary for a plot twist he hadn’t actually reached yet. The couple had decided to...
