by Tyler James | Jun 10, 2025 | News, Satire
“It’s time I lived my values,” says local man as he sets out organic snacks and fair trade matches. PORTLAND, OR — Declaring that “true solidarity means flammability,” local activist Caleb Renner has officially invited a group of protesters to peacefully burn his...
by Tyler James | Jun 10, 2025 | News
LANE COUNTY, Ore. – A Springfield woman has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after admitting to a disturbing pattern of child abuse, including the use of a stun gun on her seven-year-old son. Heather Black, 36, was arrested in October alongside her boyfriend,...
by Tyler James | Jun 10, 2025 | News
In a heartbreaking scene that has stunned the community, a newborn baby was abandoned Saturday morning at a Dari Mart on M Street in Springfield—just half a mile from McKenzie-Willamette Medical Center. Yes, you read that right. Someone left a helpless infant at a...
by Tyler James | Jun 9, 2025 | News, Satire
UNITED STATES — In a stunning revelation that rocked suburban malls across America, thousands of teens born after 2005 were reportedly shocked to discover that Nirvana is not, in fact, a clothing brand exclusively sold at Hot Topic. “I just thought it was like Vans or...
by Tyler James | Jun 8, 2025 | Food, Food & Drink, Restaurants
If you’re even remotely serious about breakfast—or just crave the kind of Southern food that sticks to your soul—you’ll want to carve out time to visit Hey Y’all, a food cart on Barger Drive in Eugene that’s making biscuits and gravy an art form. Hey Ya'll / Facebook...
by Tyler James | Jun 7, 2025 | News, Not Satire
An Oregon middle school is receiving criticism after hosting a “Pride Spirit Week” that included themed days such as “Drag Day” and “Queer Hero Day,” with some parents saying they weren’t informed until the event was already underway, according to a report from Fox...
by Tyler James | Jun 7, 2025 | News, Weather
PORTLAND, Ore. — Oregonians sweating into their hydroflasks this weekend may be tempted to declare, “It’s officially summer!” But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. According to people who study weather professionally and not just through vibes, this little heat spell...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Jun 7, 2025 | Eastern Oregon, Featured, Food, Food & Drink, Interesting, Northern Oregon, Restaurants, Travel
Eagle Cap is the kind of spot where locals celebrate birthdays and travelers feel like they’ve found a hidden gem, especially when craving a big, juicy, made-from-scratch burger. When a serious burger craving hits in northeast Oregon, then Eagle Cap Grill in Baker...
by Tyler James | Jun 6, 2025 | Crime, News
COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON – A terrifying and meticulously planned attack at a Washington shopping mall was narrowly prevented last month, thanks to a tip and rapid action by the FBI and local law enforcement. On May 22, 2025, deputies from the Columbia County Sheriff’s...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Jun 6, 2025 | Featured, Food, Food & Drink, Holidays, Interesting, Oregon Coast, Restaurants, Summer Break, Summer Vacation, Travel
Discover homemade cinnamon rolls, fresh pastries, and espresso at Salmon Harbor Cafe in Winchester Bay. This cozy spot by the marina serves up breakfast, lunch, and local charm. Sitting on Winchester Bay, there's a little cafe that has built a name for itself with...
