by Tyler James | Apr 12, 2026 | News, Weather
If you thought winter was done with us, think again. The National Weather Service in Medford has issued a Winter Storm Watch for parts of the southern Oregon Cascades, and it could bring a pretty serious return to snowy conditions just as many of us were settling into...
by Tyler James | Apr 11, 2026 | Humor, News, Satire
SALEM, OR — In what officials are calling a “more compassionate approach to unexpected late-night visitors,” Oregon leaders this week urged residents to set firearms aside and instead engage in calm, respectful dialogue with anyone breaking into their homes. “At the...
by Tyler James | Apr 11, 2026 | Food & Drink, News, Restaurants
If you’ve driven through Tanasbourne lately, you’ve probably noticed it taking shape. The long-awaited In-N-Out Burger in Hillsboro is nearly finished, and for a lot of Oregonians, that means one thing. The burgers are coming. And not just any burgers. For years,...
by Tyler James | Apr 11, 2026 | Interesting, Oregon Coast, Photography
There are moments along the Oregon coast that don’t feel real. Not the kind you photograph and move on from. The kind that stop you mid-step, make you question what you’re seeing, and stick with you long after you’ve left the shoreline. This is one of those moments....
by Tyler James | Apr 9, 2026 | News, Not Satire
There are stories that make you stop, reread the headline, and wonder if it’s satire. This is not one of them. In what might be one of the clearest examples of everything that is wrong with the world in 2026, a Portland man who allegedly tried to walk out of an...
by Tyler James | Apr 9, 2026 | Humor, News, Satire
PORTLAND, OR — Calling the situation “very concerning, very chaotic, frankly a mess,” President Donald Trump issued a firm 48-hour ultimatum Tuesday demanding that the city of Portland “figure it out” or face what he described as “the big button—everyone knows the...
by Tyler James | Apr 8, 2026 | Entertainment, Things To Do
Before we even get to the splashdown, it’s worth understanding why this place hits so differently. Enchanted Forest isn’t some corporate theme park built by a massive company. It’s something much rarer. It was created by Roger Tofte, who began building the park in the...
by Tyler James | Apr 7, 2026 | News, Not Satire
Something pretty significant just changed in Oregon, and most people probably haven’t even heard about it yet. As of March 16, 2026, the Oregon DMV officially stopped issuing and reinstating limited-term commercial driver’s licenses (CDLs) and learner’s permits for...
by Tyler James | Apr 7, 2026 | News, Not Satire
PORTLAND, Ore. — In what absolutely no one familiar with government oversight will find surprising, Multnomah County has announced it cannot account for more than $150,000 in gift cards and cash-equivalent incentives handed out over the last few years. The missing...
by Tyler James | Apr 7, 2026 | Humor, News, Satire
SPRINGFIELD, OR — In what city officials are calling a “measured, community-first approach to modern problems,” Springfield this week unveiled a pilot program featuring AI-powered rooftop security turrets that politely question suspicious individuals before taking...
