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Welcome to our Oregon News category, where we bring you the latest and most relevant news stories from the beautiful state of Oregon. From the stunning Pacific coastline to the rugged Cascade Mountains, Oregon is home to a wealth of natural beauty, diverse communities, and exciting cultural events.

New Study Finds 97% of Hot Springs Nudists Have the Exact Body Type No One Wants to See Naked

A groundbreaking new study from the Oregon Institute of Unwanted Visuals has confirmed what most hot springs visitors already suspected: a shocking 97% of nudists have exactly the kind of body no one, under any circumstances, wants to see unclothed. The study, which surveyed thousands of...

Cougars on High Alert as Yet Another Human Wanders Into the Woods Without Common Sense

Cougars across Oregon are once again sounding the alarm as yet another human has wandered deep into the wilderness, completely unprepared and blissfully unaware of their surroundings. Local mountain lions, who have spent generations fine-tuning their survival instincts, are reportedly baffled by...

Oregon Criminals Now Sentenced to ‘Naughty Time’ – No Recess Until They Learn Their Lesson

Oregon has once again led the way in groundbreaking criminal justice reform by introducing its newest and toughest sentencing policy yet: Naughty Time. Under this bold initiative, criminals will no longer be subjected to outdated punishments like jail time or parole. Instead, they will face the...

“Go On Without Me,” Says Hiker Who Dramatically Sits on Rock, Three Minutes Into Hike

A MODERATELY DIFFICULT TRAIL, SOMEWHERE—What was supposed to be a refreshing morning hike quickly turned into a full-scale melodrama Saturday after local man Todd Reynolds, 44, dramatically collapsed onto a sunbaked rock just three minutes into the trail, breathlessly urging his friends to “go on...

Get Ready, Foodies! Newport’s 2025 Seafood & Wine Festival Begins Today

Come and celebrate the biggest party on the Oregon Coast at the Newport Seafood & Wine Festival this winter! For 48 years, this iconic event has brought together locals and visitors alike to savor the best seafood and finest wines the region has to offer. Sample award-winning wines while...
Oregon’s Cascades Bracing for Major Snow this Weekend

Oregon’s Cascades Bracing for Major Snow this Weekend

Hey there, fellow Oregonians! So, here's the scoop on our wacky weather lately. December was a bit of a tease, right? We got more rain than we usually do, but it was also warmer. Think 5 degrees toastier than what we're used to this time of year. The result? Not much...

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