by Tyler James | Jun 23, 2025 | News
On Sunday, June 22, protests were held in multiple Oregon cities—including Eugene, Portland, Hillsboro, and Beaverton—in response to President Donald Trump’s recent authorization of U.S. airstrikes on three Iranian nuclear facilities. In Eugene, approximately 100...
by Tyler James | Jun 22, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
EAGLE CREEK, OR — A peaceful day of fishing took a harrowing turn for local man Doug Harper after he accidentally reeled in a screaming woman identified only as Karen, who immediately began berating him for “murdering aquatic citizens” and “violating the lake’s safe...
by Tyler James | Jun 21, 2025 | News, Politics
As grocery prices remain sky-high and job losses continue across Oregon, Democratic lawmakers have pushed forward with what is shaping up to be the largest tax increase in state history — and they’re doing it without giving voters a voice. House Bill 2025, a sweeping...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Jun 21, 2025 | Bend, Central Oregon, Featured, Food & Drink, Restaurants, Travel
Bend is getting its first-ever Burgerville, and the grand opening is set for Monday, June 23, 2025. Doors open at 7 AM, with a ribbon-cutting ceremony at 10 AM, but the real buzz is about all the free food they're giving away to the first 100 customers. Free Burgers...
by Tyler James | Jun 20, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
SALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to bring communities together through coordinated chaos, the state of Oregon has officially launched the nation’s first Hunger Games, complete with blazing wildfires, spontaneous riots, and a rotating schedule of statewide...
by Tyler James | Jun 20, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
SPRINGFIELD, OR — After discovering that her entire week’s worth of groceries had mysteriously vanished in the dead of night, local mom Karen Delaney is beginning to suspect that her “sweet growing boy” may, in fact, be on the marijuanas. “I don’t want to jump to...
by Tyler James | Jun 19, 2025 | News, Satire
SALEM, OR — In a move hailed by absolutely no one outside the Portland metro area, Oregon lawmakers have officially banned conservatives from residing in the state, citing “vibe mismatch” and “continued misuse of the word ‘woke.’” The emergency legislation, passed...
by Tyler James | Jun 19, 2025 | Entertainment, Events, News
If you’ve got a love for all things shiny, sparkly, or downright ancient, then clear your calendar—because the 79th Annual Jewelry, Gem, & Mineral Show is returning to Prineville, Oregon this weekend, and it’s shaping up to be a rockin’ good time! Hosted by the...
by Tyler James | Jun 19, 2025 | Entertainment, News
Mark your calendars, music lovers — the legendary Stevie Nicks is headed to the Pacific Northwest. The iconic Fleetwood Mac singer will perform live at the Moda Center in Portland on October 1, 2025, as part of her highly anticipated U.S. tour. Tickets are officially...
by Tyler James | Jun 19, 2025 | Humor, News, Satire
BEND, OR — Letting out a long, cathartic exhale as blood-curdling screams echoed softly through her living room speakers, 36-year-old Shannon Marks reportedly felt a wave of emotional clarity Tuesday evening after watching a Netflix documentary about a woman who was...
