by Tyler James | Jul 29, 2025 | News, Satire
BEND, Ore. — In a turn of events that has left the Oregon high school sports world dazed and confused (and possibly inspired), 42-year-old Trent Lawson of Bend has not only declared himself a 17-year-old high school junior but also quarterbacked the Roosevelt Ridge JV...
by Tyler James | Jul 29, 2025 | News
After Shari’s abruptly closed all of its Oregon locations last October—leaving behind empty booths, uneaten pies, and some serious nostalgia—another beloved Pacific Northwest staple is stepping in to take over those instantly recognizable hexagon-shaped buildings....
by Tyler James | Jul 28, 2025 | News
While we usually shine a spotlight on the beauty of Oregon and the Pacific Northwest, this heartbreaking story out of Arkansas deserves our attention—especially for those of us who spend time in the outdoors. Over the weekend, 43-year-old Clinton David Brink and...
by Tyler James | Jul 28, 2025 | News
A Sunday evening at Wintler Park in Vancouver turned tragic after a man disappeared in the Columbia River following a heroic rescue. According to Fox 12 Oregon, the Vancouver Fire Department says a 54-year-old man entered the river around 8:48 p.m. to help a...
by Tyler James | Jul 25, 2025 | News, Satire
UNITED STATES — A new report published by the International Institute of Absolutely Unnecessary Safety Measures (IIAUSM) has confirmed what many suspected but dared not say out loud: the man driving alone in his car while fully masked and gloved is, statistically, the...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Jul 25, 2025 | Bend, Featured, Food & Drink, Restaurants, Travel
Rancher Butcher Chef, also known as RBC, brings a refined edge to Bend’s Northwest Crossing neighborhood with a menu that’s rooted in sustainability and a deep respect for the land. This modern steakhouse brings a serious dedication to quality, hospitality, and...
by Tyler James | Jul 24, 2025 | News
Medics rushed to the Clearwater, Florida home of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan early Thursday morning after receiving a 911 call reporting a cardiac arrest, according to TMZ. Eyewitnesses described a swarm of emergency vehicles outside the residence, with EMTs seen...
by Tyler James | Jul 24, 2025 | News
Governor Tina Kotek is banking on a controversial mix of tax hikes and fee increases to plug a $350 million budget hole in Oregon’s transportation department — and she expects lawmakers to sign off on it during a special legislative session scheduled for August 29. As...
by Jessica Tomlinson | Jul 23, 2025 | Adventures
Family of missing Dillon Falls victim supports official search and asks volunteer diver to step back amid misinformation concerns. Authorities continue efforts to recover the final missing individual. As the search continues for the last missing person swept over...
by Tyler James | Jul 23, 2025 | News
A tragic hit-and-run on Highway 18 in Tillamook County left one 17-year-old dead and two others seriously injured earlier this month, and now authorities believe the driver responsible has fled the country. The crash happened in the early hours of July 12 when...
