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In what’s being described as a growing epidemic, local authorities have issued a warning about an alarming spike in community-wide addiction—this time, not from the usual suspects, but from a shadowy network of pint-sized pushers peddling a dangerous product known only as "Thin Mints." These tiny...

Tailgating on icy roads doesn’t end well. Just ask the guy who passed you five minutes ago. The Road to Instant Karma—In a poetic twist of fate that would make even the grumpiest Oregonian crack a smile, a local truck enthusiast learned a valuable life lesson during this week’s snowstorm: being in...

Eugene, OR—Local resident Dave Mulligan is eagerly counting down the days until spring, despite the fact that his immune system has already raised the white flag. “I just love warmer weather,” Dave said, his voice dripping with sarcasm and sinus congestion from last year’s pollen massacre....

Oregon woke up this morning to the kind of cold that makes you reconsider all your life choices. Western Oregon is dealing with sub-freezing temps, while Eastern Oregon decided to go full overachiever and drop well below zero. The cold isn’t leaving anytime soon, with weather advisories sticking...

Washington, D.C. – In a move that has left both critics and supporters scratching their heads, President Donald Trump has declared the first Monday of every June as National 'Bring Your Wife to Work So She Can Cook' Day. The announcement was made during a press conference at the White House, where...