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Portland Just Added Polyamory to Its List of Protected Classes Because Of Course It Did

In what will likely surprise absolutely no one who has been paying attention to Portland politics for the past decade, the Portland City Council has officially added polyamory to its list of legally protected relationship structures. Yes, really. On Wednesday, city leaders unanimously approved...

Anti-ICE Protester Catches Fire While Attempting To Burn American Flag In Portland

Over the weekend outside a federal immigration facility in Portland, a protest took a bizarre turn when a demonstrator attempting to burn an American flag accidentally set himself on fire. The incident happened during an anti-ICE protest outside the facility, which has been the site of frequent...

Portland Floats Netflix Fee To Pay For Arts Meant To Convince You To Go Downtown

PORTLAND, OR — In the latest episode of How Can We Tax This Next, Portland leaders have reportedly discovered an exciting new revenue stream: your Netflix account. Portland City Council President John Dunphy is floating a proposal to tack on a small monthly fee to streaming services in order to...

Oregon Officials Sue Trump Over Tariffs, Kotek Calls Them A “Tax On Families

SALEM, Ore. — Oregon officials filed a lawsuit Thursday challenging new tariffs announced by President Donald Trump, warning the policy amounts to a harmful “tax on working families.” The lawsuit, led by Dan Rayfield along with attorneys general from more than 20 other states, asks the United...

Oregon Official Governing Portland Region From Spain, Calls It “Occasional” Visit

According to reporting from The Oregonian/OregonLive, an Oregon elected official has been attending Metro Council meetings remotely for months at a time while sometimes being in Spain, a situation that has many people wondering how “local government” is supposed to work. Metro Councilor Mary...
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