Of course this sh*t would happen in Portland. Are you freaking nuts? Do you want to keep your nuts? This guy apparently attempted to steal a $200 ball python snake at a A to Z Pets in Portland, and was caught on surveillance stuffing the snake into his pants before walking out.
As you can see in the video he reaches into the tank, stuffs in down his pants and then leaves the store. “There’s cameras everywhere and you’d think that people would see them,” the employee said.