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Oregon offers white girls support group for pumpkin spice latte addiction

This fall, the University of Oregon is offering white girls a weekly support group to help them deal with pumpkin spice latte addiction and...

Owners warned not to leave tweakers in a locked car during...

The heat has been coming on strong these past couple of days, and the news is reporting that leaving a tweaker in a locked car...

True Oregonian reportedly driving with the top down

  Some true Oregonian is driving around without a roof, according to sources today. Portlander and true Oregonian Terry McClean, 46, has recently been spotted on more...

Officials confirm Oregon snowman ran away to join ISIS

BEND, OR—  The latest reports from local news sources are confirming an Oregon snowman, who was originally built in Oregon has recently ran away...

Experts warn gluten found in meth could be hazardous to your...

PORTLAND, OR — Health experts have today warned that meth found on the streets of Portland has tested positive for gluten, a protein composite normally found in several...

Hundreds Blinded by Sunlight Reflecting Off Pasty White Oregonians

Doctors are warning thousands of people in Oregon are at risk of going blind due to bright sunlight reflecting off pasty white Oregonians. Doctors are claiming today over 460...

Expert Predicts Satan Will Visit Oregon When Marijuana Becomes Legal In...

  Lock up your animals, and board up your windows Oregon, we have some incredibly disturbing news from War On Drugs expert Linda Blair. Recently, Blair...

Portland Walmart Fights Back: New Automatic Doors Won’t Open For Tweakers

    PORTLAND, OR - A Walmart in Oregon is trying something new to combat the rising crystal meth epidemic in Oregon. The Portland store has been...

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