Craigslist ad: Rent the Malheur Wildlife Refuge for free!

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Well this may be the funniest thing you’ve seen all day. In light of the seven leaders of an armed group who took over a wildlife refuge in Oregon earlier this year being found not guilty, it appears someone has posted a Craigslist ad for free rent at… You guessed it, the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon.

The hilarious ad reads:

Quaint, stone cottage in beautiful, country setting! 3 bed, 1 bath (3 if you count 2 latrines dug out by our last tenants) with spacious patio and breathtaking views!

Comes fully furnished with some chairs and maps, and over 4,000 sacred Native-American artifacts! No deposit necessary so don’t worry about the artifacts (our last tenants didn’t)!

Tenants recently moved – Malheur National Wildlife Refuge is AVAILABLE NOW!

Call FBI to schedule viewing! If no one is there for the open house you can probably just stay.

Rent is $0/month!
No deposit!

All races welcome to apply! But can only guarantee safety for you-know-which-one (wink-wink).

Bring your own snacks, and check out the official Craigslist posting here.

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